No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen Stove Cover | Funny Sarcastic Noodle Board | Adult Humor Kitchen Decor

House rules: good food, good vibes, and absolutely no bitchin’ in the kitchen.

Add a little attitude to your kitchen with our No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen Stove Cover. Featuring bold black script, playful red hearts, and classic kitchen utensil accents, this design manages to be cute, sassy, and just inappropriate enough to make people look twice. 😏

The crisp black-and-white design with pops of red works beautifully with farmhouse, modern farmhouse, rustic, contemporary and eclectic kitchen decor. And unlike those sweet little kitchen signs telling everyone to "gather," this one establishes the rules immediately.

Handcrafted from solid wood, this decorative stove cover measures approximately 30" x 22" and weighs approximately 8 lbs. It features a solid wood base and solid wood handle sides for a substantial, finished appearance.

The design is heat-cured directly onto the surface, so there are no vinyl decals or stickers.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Approximately 30" x 22"
• Approximately 8 lbs.
• Handcrafted solid wood construction
• Solid wood handle sides
• Heat-cured design
• No vinyl decals or stickers
• Black lettering with red heart accents
• Kitchen utensil details
• “No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen” saying
• Decorative stove cover / noodle board
• Funny adult kitchen decor
• Great for farmhouse, rustic and eclectic kitchens

😂 BECAUSE EVERY KITCHEN NEEDS HOUSE RULES

Complaints about dinner? Nope.

Someone hovering while you're cooking? Dangerous territory.

Unsolicited advice about how much garlic you're using? Absolutely not.

This funny stove cover is perfect for kitchens where the cook has a sense of humor and isn't afraid to use it. The simple design makes it easy to coordinate with your existing decor while the saying gives your stovetop a whole lot more personality.

🎁 A HILARIOUS GIFT FOR THE COOK IN YOUR LIFE

Forget another boring potholder set.

This stove cover makes a memorable housewarming gift, birthday gift, Mother's Day gift, Christmas gift, hostess gift, new homeowner gift, best friend gift, sister gift or funny gift for the cook who rules their kitchen with equal parts love and sarcasm.

Perfect for shoppers searching for funny kitchen gifts, sarcastic gifts for women, adult humor kitchen decor, inappropriate kitchen gifts, funny farmhouse decor and unique gifts for people who already have everything.

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION

This stove cover is intended for DECORATIVE USE ONLY and is not food-grade.

Always completely remove the stove cover before turning on or using your stovetop. Never place the cover over hot burners or a hot cooking surface. Allow the stovetop to cool completely before replacing the cover.