Funny Adult Humor Stove Cover Noodle Board | Colorful “Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum” Kitchen Decor

Because apparently the kitchen needs rules.

Add some unapologetic humor to your kitchen with our “Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today” Stove Cover. Featuring bold black lettering surrounded by bright pink, turquoise, blue, orange and yellow accents, this design is made for kitchens where sarcasm is practically its own food group.

Our decorative stove covers are handcrafted from solid wood and measure approximately 30" x 22". Each weighs approximately 8 lbs. and features a solid wood base with solid wood handle sides for a substantial, finished look.

The colorful design is heat-cured directly onto the surface. We do not use vinyl decals or stickers.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Approximately 30" x 22"
• Approximately 8 lbs.
• Handcrafted from solid wood
• Solid wood handle sides
• Heat-cured full-color design
• No vinyl decals or stickers
• Bright multicolor typography
• Funny adult kitchen saying
• Decorative stove cover / noodle board
• Great for eclectic, colorful and humorous kitchen decor

🎁 A GIFT FOR SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR

Searching for a gift that isn't another candle, mug or pair of fuzzy socks? This one has opinions. 😏

This funny stove cover makes a memorable birthday gift for her, Christmas gift for Mom, Mother’s Day gift, housewarming gift, wedding gift, bridal shower gift, best friend gift, sister gift or a hilarious kitchen gift for that person who spends most of the day wondering how everyone around them has survived this long.

It’s a fun option for shoppers searching for funny gifts for women, sarcastic gifts for Mom, adult humor gifts, funny kitchen gifts, unique housewarming gifts, inappropriate kitchen decor and gifts for people who have everything.

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION

This stove cover is intended for DECORATIVE USE ONLY and is not food-grade.

Always remove the stove cover completely before turning on or using your stovetop. Never place the cover over hot burners or a hot cooking surface. Allow the stovetop to cool completely before replacing the cover.