“Soak Like You Mean It: Bath Salts for Badass Bitches”

🛁 Smell Like Trouble, Feel Like a Goddess: A Soak for the Badass Within

You know what’s better than a long, hot bath after a day of handling drama, emails, and people who seriously should know better? A bath laced with Bad Ass Bitch Bath Salts from the unapologetically bold babes at Explicit Essentials.

This isn’t your delicate, whisper-soft “floral meadow” bath product. This is a loud, sparkly middle finger to stress — wrapped in attitude and sprinkled with sass.

🧂 Not Your Grandma’s Bath Salts

First things first: these bath salts do not come with pearls and polite conversation. They come with vibes. The kind of vibes that make you want to wear your hair in a messy bun, pour a glass of something bubbly, and pretend the world outside your bathroom doesn’t exist.

The scent is bold. The name is iconic. And the effect? You rising from the tub like a villainess in silk pajamas, plotting world domination (or at least revenge on whoever scheduled that 8 a.m. meeting).

🫧 Where the Sass Meets the Soak

You can snag these bad girls right at Pink Platypus Emporium — the one-stop whimsical, cheeky, and gloriously woman-owned shop that believes self-care should come with a side of humor.

Much like Explicit Essentials, Pink Platypus is run by women who don’t just break the mold — they roll it in glitter and sell it with a wink. If you’ve ever wanted your retail therapy to feel like a hilarious inside joke with your best friend, this is your spot.

💪 Side Effects May Include:

• Uncontrollable hair flips.

• That “I’m too fabulous for this nonsense” energy.

• Saying “no” without apologizing.

• Feeling slightly dangerous (and fully moisturized).

Basically, it’s like a spa day… if the spa was owned by a woman with killer wit, neon nails, and zero time for mediocre energy.

✨ How to Bathe Like the Badass You Are

1. Run the bath like the royalty you were clearly meant to be.

2. Sprinkle in a generous scoop of Bad Ass Bitch Bath Salts like you’re seasoning away the stress.

3. Cue the playlist — something between “Beyoncé power ballad” and “main character moment.”

4. Soak. Glow. Let the world wait.

💋 Final Thoughts

Life is chaotic. Your bath shouldn’t be.
And thanks to Explicit Essentials and Pink Platypus Emporium, you can soak in something that smells like rebellion, empowerment, and a good laugh.

Because self-care doesn’t have to be serious. Sometimes, it can be sassy, sparkly, and just a little bit rude — in the best way possible.

✨ Shop woman-owned. Soak like a legend. Be the bad ass bitch you were born to be.