It’s the Holiday Season, So Naturally… We’re Losing It (In a Good Way)

We’re not going to pretend this is your average holiday decor blog.
You’re here. We’re us. Let’s not insult each other.

The holidays are officially creeping in. Mariah is defrosting, your neighbor’s inflatable snowman is already half lit at 2 p.m., and you’ve got about six weeks to figure out who you love enough to gift something weird, wonderful, or weirdly wonderful.

Lucky for you, we’ve been hoarding treasures like caffeinated elves, and our Holiday Collection is finally live.

Wait, What’s in the Holiday Collection?

Glad you asked, friend. Imagine your favorite person had a Pinterest board, but they were also just a little unhinged and had excellent taste. That’s the energy.

• Wax melts that smell like sass and sugar cookies
• Pastry boards you’ll want to serve charcuterie on and then fight someone for
• Snarky signs your aunt will either love or pretend not to see
• Whimsical mushroom decor because why not?
• Self care gifts for your friends who deserve a soak and a smirk
• And yes, George the Giraffe is in there. He’s waiting.

These are ready to ship, weirdly perfect, and full of that “where did you get this?!” energy.

You’re Not Too Early. You’re Smart.

We’re not doing the whole “you better shop now or you’ll ruin Christmas” guilt trip. But also… the USPS does not care about your procrastination. So if you’re planning to grab a pastry board or a stove cover, don’t mess around. Order by December 15th or risk showing up empty handed with a Walgreens gift card.

Everything else? Ships in about two days. That’s faster than your holiday panic spiral.

Not Sure What to Buy? Trust the Platypus Picks

If your brain’s fried and your shopping list feels like a trap, scroll through the Platypus Picks: Holiday Edition. It’s a staff curated collection of favorites that are weird in the best way.

Basically: the stuff we’d give to people we actually like.

Let It Smell Like the Holidays (But In a Fun Way)

Your house deserves better than a sugar cookie candle that smells like regret. We’ve got wax melts with names your grandma probably shouldn’t read out loud, and cinnamon potpourri that smells like 1973 in the best possible way.

Set the mood, offend the in-laws, win Christmas. Boom.

Final Thoughts? Shopping Should Be Fun Again.

The holidays are chaotic enough. You should be able to shop for gifts that make people laugh, feel seen, and actually want to keep them after the tree comes down.

Weirder is better. Funny is good. Thoughtful is hot.

Come browse the Holiday Collection, grab a few things before the mail slows down, and let your holiday season be a little more Pink Platypus this year.

Seriously. Go look. You're late already.